This is the only post on this site I care about
hi, table for two?
alright sir if you and your laptop want to follow me
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
She wears
I wear
She’s
and I’m
Dreaming bout the day when you
That what you’re lookin’ for has been
If you could see that I’m the one who
Been here all along so why can’t you see?
You
imagine this hurtling towards you at 500 mph
How To Be Cool In High School
- never walk anywhere. do the worm in the middle of the hallway floor to get to your classes
- when a teacher asks you a question in class, respond by dropping to the floor and doing the worm
- when anyone talks to yo at all, respond by doing the worm
- do the worm at ALL times
im not picking my nose im scratching my brain u fricking nerd